Hey hey i'm secretly using the computer again.. It's like i'm a criminal only go blogging secretly.. haha.. Something shockingly happened just now at 12.10pm at Wisma All Saints block... Our skul got superman...
~True Story~ class of 5P
A dude (forgot the name, sorry) was sitting on the red railing at the end of the wisma all saints block (girl stairs) at 4th floor... Then **** guy + **** guy (forgot who), came and kacau the dude sitting on the railing... Suddenly the dude lost his balance and fall backwards down from 4th floor to 1st floor( lab there)... Sounds unreal but it really happened... Form1 block people started screaming when they saw him drop from 4th floor but amazingly the dude who fell caught hold of the railing on the 1st floor... He saved his bloody life.. Lucky his reflex was fast enough to hold the railing... Then a teacher ( forgot name oso coz i'm suffering from amnesia) came up to 5P and asked the whole class wat had happened ...
Teacher : Wat happened just now? I saw something just now u all better
tell me wat happen...
Student A: Wat happened o?? Nothing happened ah.. Si lalala drop his
pants so they went down to help Si lalala take the pants la...
Student B : Ya ba teacher.. Si lalala drop his shirt oso so i went down
to get it...
(Padahal student B was the dude who fell 3 stories high of a building)
Crazy but true....
In skul today... Did karangan... Slept during Moral.... Answer Jacob's questions...... Math no teacher so laugh and talk and eat.... Physics did PEKA (pass up tomorrow ah)... Had kokum-Badminton... Susan giving birth, Penny sick left practical teacher who just sit around and talk...
O ya, i had McDonalds for lunch.. Anizzah called McD (088-232358) haha but the stupid guy came late so we were so hungry... We were like hungry beast eating so fast hahaha... Thanks Anizzah... So wat are we having next kokum?? hahaha....
Today every1 was busy crying and cursing bout them getting pick into Nasional Service... Those who got picked well BooHoo but i can giv u tips on how to escape.. True story and true tips based on experienced guy - Aaron Leong who went and managed to escape.. So chicken... anyway tips on how to escape...
1. When they ask u to go check up at Lintas Hospital there, just go.. They're gonna giv u a form bout history of sickness u hav.... So.... BULLSHIT all the way... If u hav no record of sickness, bullshit... Say u got asthma, sensitive skin, allergic to spicy food (coz they serve dat at the camp), say u got asthma when young so u dun have the records and scared the asthma will come back if go for NS... Just write anything u can think of but believable la not stupid sicknesses dat never wujud la... If they ask for ur records say u dun have coz last time din go hospital but just see doctor to buy medicine onli..
2. If dat doens't work and u're still forced to go..... jus go to the camp site.... When u're there, spend a day or 2 there jus to let them think u're really staying there... Then after couple of days, action starts... Act really sick, make ur face pucat, and act real weak like wan die like dat... Then the guy will send u to the clinic for check up... Go... There u will be asked wat's wrong... Say u're really sick and u need to go to the main hospital to see the doctor... If they guy doesn't want to bring u to the hospital, act real real sick make him scared so he'll bring u to the main hospital at the camp...
3. At the hospital.... See the doctor.. CHOOSE CHINESE GUY DOCTOR even if he's real ugly just go with him... Then in his office or somewhere private ( dun think naughty) just give him dat "i'm-so-sick-of-this-place-get-me-out-of-here" look and ask him POLITELY... According to my brother the conversation was.....
Aaron : Doctor, i really dun want to be here.. I want to go home..
I cannot tahan oledi stay here i wan die liao..
CHINESE Doctor : Haha.. Ok Ok.. I understand ba.. Write wat
sickness ah??
Aaron : (eyes buka besar besar, cant believe the trick works) OH!
Erm anything la asal i can go back good enough...
CHINESE doctor : I write asthma la ok??
Aaron : Haha can can... (SMILING LIKE THERE NO TOMORROW)
CHINESE Doctor : Dont tell anyone...
Aaron left letting the next patient who was Bjorn (Pearl's brother) do his acting but Bjorn malas oledi jus tell the doctor terus terang "Doctor write me letter i dun wan stay this place anymore" and he oso got letter to leave Nasional Service forever.... TA DAH.. See not so hard to act right... Must choose the right doctor la.. But for GIRLS can flirt flirt a bit la... Would u rather not flirt with a doctor to get out from NS??? I bet u will Hahaha....
I wouldn't mind if i got picked coz i actually wanna see how bad it is there... Few people came back with HOT figure and muscular body haha... And there u can get to go away from all the nagging, scolding, bisingness, housework, fights, quarrels and other crazy things dat often happen at home.... And by going away from home so long, ur family would miss u and when i get home = no more nagging just "MISS U, house so quiet wifout u, bored wifout u at hm, shouln't have sent u to NS, Aiya so skinny oledi come eat eat" stuff ur family say when u get back home..
I wanna go so i can get away from home but i dun wanna go coz it's 3 months wifout seeing Joshua Ho Fung Lym.. Haha... If we were still together dat time, which i hope we do stay together for a long time XDD hehe.. Right hun??? :)
Hehe... Well Gareleos just helped me checked if i kena NS
and
i
unfortunately
didnt get picked.... Boo Hoo...
So sucky.. wanna go din get picked.. Dun wan go got picked... Ah welll.... World is just so unfair these days... Haha.. U might think i'm a freak to want to go to NS... Well mayb coz u dont see the benefits of going..... and maybe u havent been called a fat bitch all the time dats y u dun see the benefits.... Ah Well...
Life sucks when u're teased all the time... now i understand why nerds are always EMO... Coz people judge them by how the look.. Some people are just so damn blind coz their life are so perfect wif perfect hair, perfect body, perfect face, but the suckiest, lamest, dumbest, irrational personality... U should stop and think dat being proud and everything doenst make u a superhero or popular or famous.. U're acting real childish and lame by choosing friends who are hot, popular, sexy and all dat... Friends are people who are ur buddies, some one to tell ur problems, someone who cares bout u, someone who helps u when u're in need and a shoulder to cry over.... Friends are not someone u can just ignore them when u want, abuse them when u want, ditch them when u want and other stupid stuff people would do to hurt their feelings....
Hmm.. Why suddenly talking bout this... Ah well... hahaha... Weird brain of mine thinking bout weird topics...
Oooo... I do talk a lot when i'm alone.. It is true, i talk to myself when i'm bored making up funny story and talking weird accent... Why?? Dun ask me, i was born upside down... Hahaha.... Ok to much info... Hmm.. See i'm so weird... Ah well..... Hahaha...
Josh u're right I Am Weird....
