Tell The Tale: The Badside of.........

Wat's in the past stays the past...

To keep my mind of things i'll post what have i been doing the whole 2-3 weeks..

I have been working at Shangri-La Beach Resort on when ah?? 29 August i think.. Ya ya.. Work til 1am man..

Me and Pei Zhen

So bored kan so took random pictures..

We clear up the whole place..

We serve a wedding dinner.. The bride so pretty o.. Haha.. It was buffet so easy la my job..
Just clear plate, isi drinks.. Layan people..

I had to carry all the flowers and plates and goblets and jugs and trays and aiya so many la.. Back an forth to the store.. Punya tiring.. My pants lagi keep falling..

In the staff locker room.. So fat o me.. Look like budak2 dis..

Then hungry kan so my supervisor, Riched, brought me and my frens to eat.. We went to Upperstar in town.. Got me, Joanna, Pei Zhen, Jayneice, Yvonne, Joiees, and supervisors = Riched, Rangga, Cyril, and few more i forgot who went..

Riched spend us drink Heineken :) But i drive so drink little bit only.. Too bad.... Went back at 3am..

Last Last Sunday evening..

Me and Pei Zhen went to 1Borneo.. So bored kan.. So we jalan2.. Went to Toys R' Us play there hahaha.. Like budak2

Wow they even have this...
Kids these days ah.. So high tech..

ALIEN :)

Did nothing much la.. Just walk walk only.. So bored la KK...

Wednesday last week ...
We went to Shangri-La to take gaji.. But unforetunately i dun have.. So slow the accountant cash in our money.. Anyway it was still early for class so went to the beach..

Jay, Yvonne, Joanna and Pei Pei :) My new frens...

So bored nothing to do..

Humph this la membikin-panaskan sya.. Anak sialan bang my car..

Sial dis.. I was at Joanna's hse.. Send her back kan.. Then i reverse la.. See car and side mirror, check 1st got car o not.. Ok clear no car.. So GOSTAN la slowly ah.. Tiba-tiba!!! This Red car come out from no where speed lagi tu, i remember tu SS 9339 J ReD MyVi ah, go squeeze mati-mati ba he wan limpas my car padahal my car sudahlah GOSTAN sampai the opposite nieghbour's hse.. Sudahlah no place kan, still wan squeeze and speed bah.. NGAI SAT..

Punyalah i marah.. ADUINAH.. For nothing ba u go langgar my ass.. Cannot break a while wait ka.. Ur hse pun so near mau juga rush.. If u wan berak i understand la.. Dis pula teda-teda ba.. Punyalah..

*Bastard , -Joanna (The whole converstion in Hakka) Translated..

*So wat now??
-U cannot break ka?? U suppose to break ok.. sudahlah her car gostan until the back no place u still wan squeeze!!
* Eh why she didn't see the back whether got car o not before reverse?? Her fault ba!
- I saw ady she see her mirror! I witness lagi u go squeeze into the neightbour's garage just to past her.. U cannot stop ka??
* =.= I call the cops settle this...
-Bah call la call la see who yang salah!!

I was at the side trying my best to use my brain and translate what they were saying into English.. So hard.. =.=

After 1 and half hour...

THe bloody bastard's dad or somthing la dis old ah pek go knock my glass door so fucking hard with his bloody keys..

PUNYALAH i marah is paduli i shouted at him.. Trus back off bah him.. U noe wat the asshole said??

Lei ho ye... Giving me thumbs up lagi tu.. Wat la him.. So lame..

U noe why the cops didnt turn up?? Coz he didnt call.. Why?? Coz his car sudahlah tinted later kena saman.. Sudahlah he move the car, how to investigate.. Sudahlah his license and road tax expire, apalagi.. Chow trus la...

LAMEST ASS i have ever seen...

Last Thursday cooking class..

It was soup day so we learned 5 new soups.. Suppose to be 6 but no mushrooms so chef next time teach us..

*caution* Don't drool..